I wrote a little song that’s sung to the tune of “Do-Re-Mi” by Rodgers and Hammerstein. It’s about how to make a character in Hackmaster (sort of).

Let’s start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
In reading you begin with A-B-C
In Hackmaster you begin with a level one PC
First roll 3d6 to see your stats to be
Strength-Int-Wis, Strength-Int-Wis
Strength-Int-Wis-Dex-Con-Looks-Cha
Let’s see if I can make it easy
Strength, Muscles, and a bonus to damage
Int, a bonus to attack
Wis, a bonus to defense
Dex, a bit of everything
Con, only gives HP
Looks, for Elves not stinky Dwarves
Cha, will give you bonus honor
That will bring us back to Strength
Strength-Int-Wis-Dex-Con-Looks-Cha-Strength
Con-Strength!
Now everyone, Strength-Int-Wis-Dex-Con and so on
are only the tools we use to build a PC
Once you have these stats on your sheet
you can improve your character by adding building points
Like this
Con-Strength-Looks-Dex-Wis-Strength-Int
Can you do that?
Con-Strength-Looks-Dex-Wis-Strength-Int
Con-Strength-Looks-Cha-Strength-Int-Strength
Con-Strength-Looks-Cha-Strength-Int-Strength
Now, put it all together
Con-Strength-Looks-Dex-Wis-Strength-Int,
Con-Strength-Looks-Cha-Strength-Int-Strength
Good!
You must be making a fighter
So we put in weapon specializations
One aspect for every five points
Like this
First attack and then comes damage
Then defense and speed is last
Together!
First attack and then comes damage
Then defense and speed is last
Strength, Muscles, and a bonus to damage
Int, a bonus to attack
Wis, a bonus to defense
Dex, a bit of everything
Con, only gives HP
Looks, for Elves not stinky Dwarves
Cha, will give you bonus honor
That will bring us back to Strength
Strength-Int-Wis-Dex-Con-Looks-Cha-Strength
Strength-Cha-Looks-Con-Dex-Wis-Int
Strength-Wis-Wis
Wis-Con-Con
Int-Dex-Dex
Looks-Cha-Cha
First attack and then comes damage
Then defense and speed is last
Strength, Muscles, and a bonus to damage
Int, a bonus to attack
Wis, a bonus to defense
Dex, a bit of everything
Con, only gives HP
Looks, for Elves not stinky Dwarves
Cha, will give you bonus honor
That will bring us back to Strength-Con-Strength

Sung to the lyrics of “Do-Re-Mi” from the Sound of Music
Do=Strength Re=Int Mi=Wis Fa=Dex So=Con La=Looks Ti=Cha

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Welcome to the GoCorral website! I’m Isaac Shaker and this is a place for me to write about D&D and occasionally other topics. I host a podcast called Setting the Stage that interviews different DMs about their campaigns. I’m currently focused on completing the Cimmeria campaign setting and turning it into a book.

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77 – KPop DnD Hunters (Dan and Idols of the Neon Dark) Setting the Stage, Campaigns for D&D and Other RPGs

Dan talked with me about his Kickstarter campaign, Idols of the Neon Dark. It's a D&D 5e supplement that tries to bring the fun and atmosphere of K-pop to Dungeons and Dragons. The media frenzy around KPop Demon Hunters inspired Dan to create a product based on the musical genre that his young daughters could enjoy with him.Idols of the Neon Dark contains an Idol character class to represent the teamwork and coordination of K-pop groups. Alongside the Idol class there's a setting called Lumenica City. The city is an undeground haven of neon lights, skyscrapers, and music. There's campaign for levels 1-6 and a bunch of side adventures as well to place within Lumenica City or your setting of choice.You can support Idols of the Neon Dark on Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wrenegade-dan/k-pop-5e-hunters-shadows-of-the-neon-darkIdols of the Neon Dark Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/SREMffsEGWIdols of the Neon Dark Playtest Materials: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1CqyORb1gD6blKjSvRlPFzO-n9cj6QI68?usp=drive_linkPAX East Playtest Schedule. BOOK NOW! These are in March! https://www.projecthedron.com/events/697b8b2a040ec653b52091b6/sessions?search=name_li_Idols__nd__associatedEventId_eq_697b8b2a040ec653b52091b6&advSearch=true&page=1UKGE Playtest Schedule: https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/ukge-idols-of-the-neon-dark-free-play-test-4817224Dan also runs a marketing business for Kickstarters that you should check out if you're thinking of launching your own crowdfunding campaign. Look at how well it worked for Idols of the Neon Dark! https://wrenegadecrowdfunding.com/Our website: https://gocorral.com/stsWant to be on the show? Fill out this survey: https://forms.gle/U11TbxtAReHFKbiVAJoin our Discord: https://discord.gg/Nngc2pQV6CSupport the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/SettingtheStage Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  1. 77 – KPop DnD Hunters (Dan and Idols of the Neon Dark)
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  3. 75 – Masks, Capitalism, and Coming of Age (Joel and Critical Bits)
  4. 74 – Kylie and Fallout: Garden of Atom
  5. 73 – Duncan and Extraordinary Locations