Carma the Cat’s Injury

I took my cat, Carma, to the vet because she had a rather large lump on her cheek.

My lumps. My lumps. My lovely kitty lumps.
My lumps. My lumps. My lovely kitty lumps.

My wife noticed the lump at the beginning of the week. I felt it on Sunday and it felt like it was only fur back then.

The lump grew as the week went on and it became clear that we needed to get her some help.

She wasn’t eating, drinking, or moving around as much as she usually does.

We made a vet appointment and I looked up her symptoms online.

While we were worried about cancer at first, her symptoms matched up with an abscessed tooth. She’s had tooth problems in the past so a tooth infection didn’t seem too far fetched.

When I took her to the vet the diagnosis was not an abscessed tooth, but just an abscess. She had an infected wound on her cheek.

Something had punctured her cheek and gone through into her mouth. There was nothing in the wound and the wound was about the size of a cat tooth so the veterinarian guessed that it was a bite from another cat.

Carma never goes outside for long enough periods of time to meet other cats. The only possible culprit is our other cat, Lucky.

They must’ve gotten into a fight and Carma got the worst of it.

The treatment for an abscess is to puncture the sac of accumulated pus and let it drain.

They did that by shaving the fur on Carma’s cheek and then poking the lump with a knife. Seems odd that you’d treat a puncture wound with another puncture, but there you go.

Carma came back from the vet with her right side covered in blood and pus. She was also quite grumpy.

Best shot I could get of Carma covered in ooze.
Best shot I could get of Carma covered in ooze.

The vet told us that Carma would clean off the blood and pus herself, which she did.

She also got blood and pus all over the blankets in our room despite giving her a towel to bleed on.

She is a lot happier now. Moving around more, eating, drinking, coming downstairs, etc.

Here's the injury after she cleaned it up.
Here’s the injury after she cleaned it up.

We’re also trying to get Lucky to be less inclined to bite her. Any tips for that would be appreciated!

Either way, Carma is on the road to recovery with twice a day antibiotics. Hopefully her summer coat will grow in and her shaved face will return to its former luster.

-GoCorral

Happy Kitty!
Happy Kitty!

Heroic Gluth

The killing stroke is at hand!
The killing stroke is at hand!

Beating Heroic Gluth was a pain in the butt.

Heroic Gluth has three advantages over you.

First, he starts with a Unstable Ghoul and a Zombie Chow.

Second, his hero power activates every turn for free and reduces the health of all your minions to 1.

Third, his Jaws weapon card is freaking broken and terrifying.

Dealing with Gluth’s first two advantages is easy enough, but the game will be decided by how you overcome the Jaws card.

At first I tried a freeze Mage deck. I was hoping to get a Water Elemental down and just constantly attack Gluth with it. He’d always be frozen and I’d never have to worry about his Jaws.

Turns out its harder to keep a 1 health Water Elemental alive than I originally thought. Let alone survive to get it on the board against Gluth.

So I abandoned the freeze Mage and switched to a¬†funky Priest deck. Here’s the deck list:
Circle of Healing x2
Mind Vision x2
Acidic Swamp Ooze x2
Youthgul Brewmaster x2
Shadow Word: Death x2
Thoughtsteal x2
Coldlight Oracle x2
Shadow Madness x2
Auchenai Soulpriest x2
Dark Iron Dwarf x2
Wailing Soul x2
Holy Nova x2
Holy Fire x2
Argent Commander
Cabal Shadow Priest x2
Alexstrasza

To avoid losing you either need Gluth to not draw his Jaws or you need to draw an Acidic Swamp Ooze.

Coldlight Orcale will help you find what you need faster and Youthful Brewmaster will give you the Ooze back to use again when Gluth plays another Jaws card.

Gluth will probably build a large minion army. I wiped his out with an Auchenai Soulpriest/Circle of Healing combo.

I’d taken a lot of damage from his horde of minions, but most of them were Zombie Chow. I gained 20 life in one turn!

The two best ways to reduce Gluth’s life are Alexstrasza and stealing Gluth’s Jaws with Thoughtsteal or Mindvision.

There are a few derpy things in this deck that I wouldn’t repeat.

Stealing minions with Shadow Madness and Cabal Shadow Priest was occasionally useful, but I think something like Shadow Word: Pain or Magma Rager would have worked better.

Dark Iron Dwarf was also a bit off. I don’t think I ever played one. Every other card I had in my hand was always a better choice. I wouldn’t include that again.

Finally, Wailing Soul. The intent of this card was to silence Gluth’s health debuff. After the debuff is silenced you can attack with your minions and destroy Gluth’s stuff without trading. On Gluth’s turn he uses his hero power once more and all your minions are back at 1 health without having really lost anything from the earlier trade.

While the Wailing Soul play made sense, I was never in a position to make those trades. I played the Wailing Souls in the deck only when I needed a body on the board.

Some good cards would be Sludge Belcher and Mind Control Tech. Both of those give you two good minions on the board for the price of one card.

Anyways, the deck worked, but not on my first try. Took me awhile, but I put a leash on that zombie dog and took him for a walk!

-Mister Ed