Deadpool Movie Review

Deadpool

I saw Deadpool with one of my friends and the movie delivered exactly what it promised, violence, action, raw sexuality, crude jokes, and fourth-wall breaking comedy. The movie did everything it needed to capture Deadpool’s appeal.

If you’ve read the Deadpool comics I’m fairly certain you’ll enjoy the movie. Sure the origin story is different and a few parts of Deadpool’s personality aren’t fully realized, but it’s what you’ve wanted. Go see it!

For those of you who don’t know much about Marvel’s “superhero” Deapool, let me fill you in!

You notice how I put superhero in quotation marks there? I did it for a good reason. Deadpool isn’t always a heroic character. Sometimes he saves New York from aliens. Other times he might try to steal some weapons-grade explosives from the superhero police, SHIELD, because he wants to know what it tastes like (Just an example, I don’t think there’s a comic about this).

Deadpool is a violent, perverted mercenary who got cancer. He got injected with some stuff that made him heal super fast, but his cancer is still there. The cancer grows and makes his entire body look super ugly.

Deadpool has a soft side as well. He loves to help children with whatever problems they have, intimidating bullies, finding lost cats, listening to their problems. However Deadpool can help a child you can guarantee that he’ll be doing it.

All of that aside, Deadpool is probably best known for being a fourth wall aware character. He knows he’s a comic book character and he talks to himself about it all the time.

He makes pop culture jokes that the other characters never understand, he occasionally dresses up as Batman who is from another superhero universe, he frequently addresses the audience to ask how they’re enjoying the story, etc.

The movie has all of this to varying degrees. The plot? Honestly, who cares. Deadpool wants to fight people. He says some jokes, there’s some cool action sequences. It’s good.

I’ve read that a few people were confused about this movie, so let me clarify one thing. Deadpool has an R rating for a reason. There’s sex, there’s violence, there’s cruelty and dismemberments, there’s foul language. Pretty much everything that could up the rating of a film is present in this one. It’s all great, but it’s all for adults.

-GoCorral

World Cup Opening Match

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The opening game of the World Cup was yesterday between Brazil and Croatia.

Brazil is the hosting nation this year if you didn’t know. They won the match against Croatia 3-1.

While that’s a pretty big win as soccer games go, it went poorly in my opinion.

The goal for Croatia was actually an own goal by one of Brazil’s defenders.

The own goal wasn’t the usual type where it bounced off him and went in. He seriously just messed up and kicked the ball into the goal instead of away from it.

One of the goals Brazil got against Croatia was off a penalty kick as well. One they didn’t deserve…

A Brazilian player took a dive in the box and convinced the referee that he had been fouled for real to get the penalty kick.

Brazil’s star forward, Neymar, also got a yellow card early on in the game.

There isn’t any punishment for him yet, but if he gets another then he’ll have to sit out the game he received it in and the next game after that.

Losing Neymer wouldn’t be the end of Brazil’s team, but it wouldn’t be a good thing. It would certainly hurt fan enthusiasm.

So now Neymar needs to play a super careful game or risk leaving the field.

I haven’t had a chance to see any other games yet.

The games are all broadcast between 9 and 5 Pacific time.

ESPN is carrying the games in English, but I don’t get ESPN.

Fortunately, I do get Univision in my cable package which is broadcasting the games in Spanish. I speak Spanish, so I should be good (I also don’t really care what the announcers say whatever language they’re speaking).

The games are also broadcast over ESPN’s radio stations. The local one for Davis and the surrounding area is 1320AM.

So if you’re into soccer/football like I am you should check out some of the games!

The USA plays Ghana at 3:00PM Pacific time on Monday July 16th. I expect them to win that match, but not make it out of the group stages of the tournament.

That’s all for now!

-Mister Ed