The Wedding Ringer Movie Review

I watched The Wedding Ringer with my wife (she’s my consistent movie watching partner) and it is the first movie I will be giving a negative review of on my blog!

The premise of the movie is pretty simple. Doug Harris played by Josh Gad is getting married to Gretchen Palmer played by Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting from The Big Bang Theory. Unfortunately, Doug has no friends to be in his wedding party.

Doug calls on Jimmy Callahan played by Kevin Hart to provide “Best Man services.” Jimmy pretends to be Doug’s best friend, Bic Mitchum, and hires seven people to act as Doug’s other groomsmen.

Typical comedy farce ensues as the groomsmen struggle to memorize their fake identities and lie their way through the events surrounding the wedding.

There are some occasional good scenes like there are in any comedy. When Jimmy learns his new pseudonym, Bic Mitchum, he plays around with it a bit, “I’m Bic Mitchum! What’s it to you?”

Sadly, most of the movie is crude humor instead of farce or slapstick. Most of the “jokes” are simply people swearing in stressful situations.

There are also two scenes that effectively ruined the movie for my wife and me.

The first was a football game between the groomsmen and the fiancee’s father and his friends. The game devolves into violence and name-calling. I guess it’s supposed to be funny because the father and his friends are old? It just seemed like an argument between two groups of jerks.

The second scene involved penis humor. I didn’t like it in The Hangover. No one liked it in The Hangover. Why are you bringing it back Hollywood? There was also a dog and some peanut butter involved but I don’t want to get into the specifics in case I ruin the joke for people going to the movie.

The rest of the movie was fine for a comedy, but not amazing. Kevin Hart and Josh Gad do a good job, but I know Kevin Hart can do better.

My favorite part was probably Affion Crocket playing a wisecracking airport customs officer just like he did in Baggage Claim. It’s about as specific a typecast as you could get!

-Mister Ed

My Easter Weekend

I found this at the mall in Chico. Pretty cool!
I found this at the mall in Chico. Pretty cool!

I didn’t play D&D this weekend again due to the Easter holiday.

Instead I went to Chico to visit one of my wife’s friends who was a bridesmaid in our wedding.

She recently got engaged to her boyfriend, now her fiance.

I’ve been hanging out with her boyfriend a lot via the internet.

We’ve been playing Diablo 3 a lot together. Fun game to play with other people!

We went to the mall while in Chico.

The girls went clothes-shopping while the boys went looking for track pants for me.

There’s a new regulation at my job that requires pants to be worn at all times in the lab (no shorts).

The pants are so if you spill a dangerous chemical it gets on your pants instead of your legs.

Heavy pants are awful in the summer, so I wanted the lightness of track pants.

We found two at Dick’s Sporting Goods and then bummed around the mall for awhile.

The picture above was taken in Spencer’s.

Spencer’s is a strange shop. It sells a lot of cool stuff like Pikachu hats, Adventure Time belts, and Zelda shirts.

Spencer’s also has a sex section. It’s dominated by freaky bondage stuff and lots of “pecker” candy themed for bachelorette parties.

We laughed at a lot of the stuff there. We were looking for the Newlyweds party game for the four of us to play, but they didn’t have it.

The only Easter themed thing I did this weekend was eat a chocolate bunny.

I feel like Easter for nonreligious people like me is something you celebrate with children.

I’m in the midpoint of my life where I’m too old to be a child with my parents anymore and too young to have kids of myself.

Maybe in a few years I’ll have children, but for now Easter will remain a smaller holiday.

That’s all for tonight!

-Mister Ed